Fashion Critic

A figure in a beret and sunglasses with a boss bar: 80 health (40 hearts), 7 damage, 60 % knockback resistance, and it notices you from 32 blocks. Killing it gives 30 experience and the advancement "Tough Crowd".

Where it spawns

Rarely, alone, on the surface in the dark: in Plains, Sunflower Plains, Meadows, Cherry Groves and Flower Forests. Never within 128 blocks of another critic. If it has nobody to fight for 5 minutes, it leaves. Its boss bar shows only to the player it is after. These limits came in 0.1.1, after critics piled up around bases.

The review

Every 8 seconds, if you are within 12 blocks and in its sight, it judges your outfit and says a line above your hotbar:

• Drip tier 3 or higher (60 Drip and up), or visible Dark Shades: impressed. The critic gets Weakness for 5 seconds and you get 15 Style Points.
• anything less: unimpressed. You get Slowness II and Weakness for 5 seconds.

Dark Shades work only while shown: with the Face slot hidden they do not count.

Damage

It is the only mob that hits a badly dressed player harder than normal. Its damage, from Drip tier 0 to 5: 160 %, 140 %, 115 %, 90 %, 70 %, 50 %. At tier 0 a hit takes 11.2 health before armor; at tier 5, 3.5.

Drops

• Wolf Ears, always one
• 3 to 6 Emeralds, up to 2 more with Looting
• 2 to 4 Glitch Shards

All its numbers are in the server config under mobs.fashion_critic and mobs.critic_review.