Dark Shades

The Fashion Critic reviews its target every 8 seconds, from up to 12 blocks away, and is only impressed by Drip tier 3 or higher, which starts at 60 Drip. With Dark Shades on, it is impressed at any tier. Each such review puts Weakness on the Critic for 5 seconds and gives you 15 Style Points. Without the shades and below tier 3, the 5 seconds of Weakness are yours, with Slowness II on top.

The shades have to be visible. Hidden with the eye button in the slot, they stop counting.

They don't make the fight softer in any other way. How hard the Critic hits still depends on your tier: 1.6 times its normal damage at tier 0, half at tier 5.

15 Drip is the most a Face item gives.